Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!

Think left and think right
and think low and think high.
Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

You can think about earnings
About before tax earnings
or after tax earnings
or think about acceleration


If you can think about earnings acceleration
You can think about deacceleration
And earnings consensus
and earnings guidance
You can even think about earnings expectations

Oh, the THINKS
you can think up
if only you try!

If you can think about expectations
You can think about beating expectations
and you can think about missing expectations
Oh, missing expectations
You should never miss,
always exceed expectations

Oh, the THINKS
you can think up
if only you try!

And when you think of earnings miss
Think of pretty miss
Pretty miss and models
You can think about models
Think about role of earnings in Fed model
You can think about Victoria's Secret model
and the hedge fund manager with pretty earnings model
Think of the pretty Victoria's Secret model
Who prefers to date hedge fund manger with earnings model
Oh the thinks you can think
Oh, the THINKS
you can think up
if only you try!

You can think about ways to trade earnings
You can think about entries weeks before earnings
You can think of entries after earnings
You can think of entries weeks after earnings
You can think of trading analysts earnings
you can think about trading actual earnings
You can even think about trading future earnings
You can think of trading Projected earnings
You can think of trading momentum in earnings
You can think of hundred ways to trade earnings

Oh the thinks you can think
Oh, the THINKS
you can think up
if only you try!

When you think about trading earnings
You can think about bulls and bears
You can even think about Barry the bear and Larry the bull
Think why Barry always says
earnings are going down, down, down
Think why Larry always says
earnings are going up, up, up
You can think up
You can think down
up down
up down
Or you can think trends

Oh the thinks you can think
Oh, the THINKS
you can think up
if only you try!

You can think about overall earnings trends
Think about S&P earnings trends
Think about sector earnings trends
You can even thinks about caps and their earnings trends
caps caps caps
small cap earning trends
large cap earning trends
mid cap earnings trends

Oh the thinks you can think
Oh, the THINKS
you can think up
if only you try!

You can even think of earning manipulation
When you think of manipulation
Think about Herb Greenberg
He hunts for earnings manipulation
Think about trading earnings manipulation
When you think of manipulation
Think of Dennis Kozlowski
When you think of Kozlowski
Think of Bulkowski

Oh the thinks you can think
Oh, the THINKS
you can think up
if only you try!

Think of Bulkowski's chart patterns
You can even think of trading chart patterns
Think of pre earnings chart patterns
Think of post earnings chart patterns
You can even think of Bulkowski event patterns
You can think of bull flag patterns
Or the cup and handle pattern

There are so many THINKS
that a Thinker can think!
Think left and think right
and think low and think high.

Oh, the THINKS you can think up if only you try!

If you can not think of five ways to trade earnings, may be you should think of visiting a think doctor.